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Difference Between An Engineer & A ManagerHere’s a funny joke for the workplace: “Once upon a time, a man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied. “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude.” “You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist. “I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make use of your information. The fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.” The woman below responded, “You must be in management.” “I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?” “Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going.
Dennis Rodman’s TattoosHere’s a funny joke about Dennis Rodman’s tattoos - sports fans will love this one: Dennis Rodman picks up a woman in a bar. They liked each other and the woman went back with him to his hotel room. He removed his shirt revealing all of his tattoos and she saw that on his right arm was a tattoo, which said, “Reebok”. She thought that was a bit odd and asked him about it. Rodman responded, “When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for the advertisement.” A bit later, his pants came off and she sees “Puma” tattooed on his leg. He gave the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, his underwear came off and the woman screamed and ran to the corner of the room. Rodman said, “what’s wrong?” The woman remained quiet and just pointed at the tattoo on his dick, which reads “AIDS”. Finally she said, “I’m not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!” He said, “its cool baby, don’t worry, in a minute, when it gets hard, it’s going to say A D D I D A S“.
Got Low Sperm CountA 60 year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the 60 year-old man visits the doctor’s office and gives him the jar - clean and empty like it was on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?” The old man replied, “yep, but no matter what we tried the DARN jar wouldn’t open!”
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