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Yo Mama’s So Ugly…Yo mama’s so ugly she gets 364 extra days for Halloween. Yo mama’s so ugly that when she joined an ugly women’s contest, they told her “Sorry, no professionals”. Yo mama’s so ugly, her mother had to get drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama’s so ugly, she made an onion cry. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested. Yo mama’s so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.
Yo Mama’s So Poor…Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention. Yo mama’s so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says “Ding!”. Yo mama’s so poor, shen went to KFC and licked other people’s fingers. Yo mama’s so poor that when I asked why she was kicking a can down the street, she says “I’m moving”.
Yo Mama’s So Stupid…Yo mama’s so stupid, she takes 2 hours to read 60 minutes. Yo mama’s so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money. Yo mama’s so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight. Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked “what’s the number for 911?” Yo mama’s so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo Mama Week!There won’t be much updates in the next week as we go off for a well deserved vacation. So here we leave you with some crude (and slightly offensive) Yo Mama! jokes… Yo Mama’s So Fat… Yo mama’s so fat, people jog around her for an exercise. Yo mam’s so fat, she went to the movies and sat with everyone. Yo mama’s so fat that when she laid on the beach, people started shouting “Free Willy”. Yo mama’s so fat that when she goes to the restaurant, she looks at the menu and says “Okay”. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to iron her pants down by the driveway. Yo mama’s so fat that when she steps on the scale, it reads “one at a time, please!” Stay tuned for more Yo mama jokes tomorrow…
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