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Yo Mama’s So Old…Yo mama’s so old that when I told her to act her own age, she died! Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1. Yo mama’s so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. Yo mama’s so old, that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo moma’s so old that her birth certificate says “Expired!”. Yo moma’s so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo moma’s so old that her driver’s license is in Roman numerals.
Yo Mama’s So Ugly…Yo mama’s so ugly she gets 364 extra days for Halloween. Yo mama’s so ugly that when she joined an ugly women’s contest, they told her “Sorry, no professionals”. Yo mama’s so ugly, her mother had to get drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama’s so ugly, she made an onion cry. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested. Yo mama’s so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.
Yo Mama’s So Poor…Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention. Yo mama’s so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says “Ding!”. Yo mama’s so poor, shen went to KFC and licked other people’s fingers. Yo mama’s so poor that when I asked why she was kicking a can down the street, she says “I’m moving”.
Yo Mama’s So Stupid…Yo mama’s so stupid, she takes 2 hours to read 60 minutes. Yo mama’s so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money. Yo mama’s so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight. Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked “what’s the number for 911?” Yo mama’s so stupid, she stole free bread.
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