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Yo Mama Week!

Vacation

There won’t be much updates in the next week as we go off for a well deserved vacation. So here we leave you with some crude (and slightly offensive) Yo Mama! jokes… :)

Yo Mama’s So Fat…

Yo mama’s so fat, people jog around her for an exercise.

Yo mam’s so fat, she went to the movies and sat with everyone.

Yo mama’s so fat that when she laid on the beach, people started shouting “Free Willy”.

Yo mama’s so fat that when she goes to the restaurant, she looks at the menu and says “Okay”.

Yo mama’s so fat, she has to iron her pants down by the driveway.

Yo mama’s so fat that when she steps on the scale, it reads “one at a time, please!”

Stay tuned for more Yo mama jokes tomorrow…


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Clarification: Difference Between Guts & Balls

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We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. :)


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Management Lesson

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Here’s a funny management lesson (with a “sexy” illustration)… (more…)


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