A 60 year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the 60 year-old man visits the doctor’s office and gives him the jar - clean and empty like it was on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?” The old man replied, “yep, but no matter what we tried the DARN jar wouldn’t open!”
“Well, doc, it’s like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”
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