Yo mama’s so old that when I told her to act her own age, she died! Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1. Yo mama’s so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. Yo mama’s so old, that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo moma’s so old that her birth certificate says “Expired!”. Yo moma’s so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo moma’s so old that her driver’s license is in Roman numerals.
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