Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention.

Yo mama’s so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says “Ding!”.

Yo mama’s so poor,  shen went to KFC and licked other people’s fingers.

Yo mama’s so poor that when I asked why she was kicking a can down the street, she says “I’m moving”.


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