Yo mama’s so ugly she gets 364 extra days for Halloween. Yo mama’s so ugly that when she joined an ugly women’s contest, they told her “Sorry, no professionals”. Yo mama’s so ugly, her mother had to get drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama’s so ugly, she made an onion cry. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested. Yo mama’s so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.
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